Red Wood Forest Tourist

Dear tourist at the Red Wood Forest, just a few things I wanted to let you know

1. There is a sign telling you the direction at which you are suppose to drive under the tree. It's great that even though there's a line up of cars to go in the CORRECT direction, you still skip to the front and drive under the tree the wrong way.
2. You're probably a 50 year old man. No one wants to see you in a belly shirt, bright blue short shorts and red cowboy boots
3. Again with the direction and sign thing. When you drive away, make sure you AREN'T going on a road that says WRONG WAY !!
4. Make sure ALL CAR DOORS all shut before driving away.... in the wrong direction