Vacation

Tomorrow, I'm flying to Las Vegas with my family
We're staying there for a few days. Going to the Grand Cayon and Red Wood Forest.
Driving up all the West Coast of California and flying home after a few days in San Francisco
Part I'm most excited for though...
DISNEYLAND!!!!!!

Haven't been there since grade nine!! I can't wait to go and rememeber everything
So that when Kate and I go next year I know what rides and everything to go on =)

You and Her

I hope you and her are very happy together
I just wish you would have given me a chance to show you that I could have made you happy too

Bridesmaids

I just saw Bridesmaids with Nicole
HOLY CRAP!!! It was soooo funny =D
The entire walk home, we were quoting it and just laughing so hard!!
It does have really crude humour, so if you don't like that, don't go see it
But I really enjoyed it.
Thought it was super funny!!! For sure in no way a chick flick type movie haha
Megan and Becca were by far the best characters!
Megan was sooo funny!! Try to count the puppies
And Becca just instantly reminded me of myself!!
Honeymoon to Disneyworld!!
Me all the way time a zillion lol !!!

Better then Texting

Nicole doesn't have a phone,
so her and I decided we're going to build a stream that goes in a circle from her house to my house and back
and then we will just send each other messages via message in a bottle.
So see it's a perfect plan! We'll build bridges over the road so that
No cars hit the bottle or stream
Much cooler and more effective then texting
I must say

Disney Characters

So I'm really considering heading off to either Orlando or Anehiem
to audition for a Disney character role
If I did a look-a-like, I would for sure go for Belle, considering she's my favourite Princess
But I would love to be either Mickey or Minnie
And maybe people have told me that I would make a good Mickey or Minnie =)
They audition singers and dancers too, but I can't sing
I wonder if they would ever need an Irisih dancer???

Almost Done

Getting picked up to write my Bio exam in a couple of minutes
as soon as that's over
I will Offically be done High School forever!!!

University

So I totally wish there was a University of Toon Town in either Disneyland or World!!
I would so apply and I'm pretty sure that that's the only school I'd be accepted too!!
Honestly, would that not be the greatest school on the Planet?

Graduation

I'm at Graduate
=)

Roller Coaster Tycoon

So I just build the most intense looking
Roller coaster on Roller Coaster Tycoon EVER

....Jesus I have a lame life

Sex

Okay, so did everyone in the world have sex last night or something?
I'm pretty sure between 9 and 10:30 I sold a grand total
of 33 boxes of condoms!

Everyone

So was it "Be-rude-to-Jodey Day" yesterday?
Because it sure felt like everyong I came in contact with
had nothing nice to say to me.
So thanks to everyone for making my bad week even worse =)

Dear Men

Dear men,
you all seem to be very well aware of the fact
that you're all assholes since you've admitted it to me
So SOLUTION
Why don't you stop???
Thanks
Sincerely Jodey

I'm done

I don't even want to go on this trip anymore
I'm so sick of getting in trouble and threatned to get kicked out of the house
because I use to much shampoo and take ten minute showers
Everyday, I'm called either, stupid, fat or immature.
Is it possible for you to EVER say anything nice to me?
EVER???

Subway

Is it weird that I HATE
the Monkey from the Subway commercial??

Dear "He's Just not that Into you"

Dear movie: He's just not that into you
Thank you for teaching me that I'll only ever be the rule
No guy will ever change for me cause I'm not worth it
But thank you for making me think that there was someone out there
Who I could be an exception for
Now I know that I'll always just be a rule
I thought, maybe, there was someone out there who would like me for me
Who I wouldn't have to change everything for
Someone who would want me for me
But now I know that's never going to happen for me
I'm the rule and will always be just a rule
Sincerely Jodey

Good things I can think of

Here is a list of good things right now that i am trying to think about to rid the thought from my head of his lying, stupid, typical-boy ness

1. I got a new Bathing suit
2. I'm leaving in a few days to Vegas and Disneyland
3. .....THAT'S IT!!!!

Dear you, I hope you die for this!

Well F*** my life

It's nice to know that we went from
Good Friends to
You wanting to sleep with me to
"I don't want to be in a relationship with anyone right now but let's just be friends" to
You complettly ignoring me to
Now you're in a relationship with someone
So thank you for being another boy I had feelings for that I just wasted months of my life
Hoping and wishing you'd change your mind about me and want to be with me

F*** MEN !!
All of you can burn in hell for all I care!
I'm so sick and tired of being totally screwed over

Days to Wait

4 Days till I'm done High School Forever!
6 Days till I leave for Vegas!
111 Days till my 19th Birthday!
118 Days till We Day!
And Appox. 349 Days till Disneyland with Kate <3!!!

People at work

So I was working Customer Service last night at work
Big sign at the front of the till reads:
10 items or less!!
So please explain to me why people still come through with 27 items when

1. They don't even need lottery
2. Every other till in the place is empty

Maybe it's just me and the whole world has become so stupid
That they can't tell the difference between 10 and 27

Belle

My Lame Life

Welcome folks to the Wonderful World of:
The Lame Life of Jodey
Tell us Jodey, what did you do today?

1. I typed out a few pages of my story
2. Began a whole new Park on Roller Coaster Tycoon
3. Packed a few things for my trip
4. Creeped some people on Facebook
5. And now I have to work at 3:30

Join us next time to see what other lame things will happen in Jodey's life

My Trip

It just hit me now that I'm leaving
In a week for my trip !!
I should probably start packing

You

Is it wrong that my Kind-of has been ignoring me for a week now
But yet I already think I have feelings for someone else?

Oma & Opa

Yesterday, I went for a drive with my aunt and we were just planning on going out for dinner and then we kept driving and ended up going to look at the farm that once belonged to my Great-grandparents when they first moved to Canada. We pulled up on the driveway and the owner came out and offered to show us around!
The owners son got his parents, who were so happy we were there and literally took us for an hour and a half tour around the land. Showing us all the little buildings that were there when they got there that they hadn't torn down or anything. They still have up the chicken coop my Oma used to have and my Opa's old workshop!
I've never been there before but they haven't changed a lot since my Oma and Opa moved out which was twenty years ago!
It's so nice to see that a really good couple moved into it and kept it up and kept everything about it that my aunt used to love. Even the outhouse that they never use anymore. I'm so happy some rich couple didn't buy the land, tear down the house and build some fancy huge house. This way, I know my Oma and Opa are still there in spirit.

Girls

This is what I think
I look at some girls I know (not saying any names)
who have awesome boyfriends and think
"You're not even that pretty, he's not with you cause of your looks, it's cause he knows you'll put out on the first night"
So maybe that's my problem with guys and why I can't get a boyfriend
I'm just not willing to pull down my pants for every guy who wants it

Why I hate men

This is what I don't get
Wasn't I nice to you?
We were having a good conversation when legit out of nowhere
You decide you don't want to talk to me anymore
So yeah, I'm sorry if the conversation we were having before you stopped talking to me was so dull
That now you don't want to talk to me at all
Even though we were going to make plans to hang out before I went on my trip
you take off and don't even tell me
I discover through your facebook status that yes, you're gone and I'm no longer important to you
Thanks
that doesn't make me feel like shit at all

The Stanley Cup

To all my friends who live in Vancouver
I'm really sorry the Cunnucks didn't win last night
I too, wanted Canada to bring home the cup
BUT TO YOU
HA!
This is what you get for being the biggest ass-hole in the whole wide f***ing world !!

Tubby Dog

So much fun yesterday with all my Foods and Spare buddies at Tubby Dog and 17th Ave
Alex C, Nadia, Cassidy, Jessica, Taryn, Delca, David, Alex V, Claudio, Jay, Ken, and Peter
Eatting the grossest looking meals on a hot dog
Finding the perfect ring for me
Taking way to many pictures with way to many pairs of sunglasses
Hobosexual
Weird looking yellow cars
Bra's and panties at H&M
Frozen Yogurt
80 different achocolic drinks
Peanut Butter Wolf
Freaky Stairwells
Getting lost in T.D
So all in all, a very productive day   =D

No Strings Attached

*spoiler alert*

*do no read if you want the ending spoiled*

I did see this movie in theatres but last night I went to Kaitlynn's and her and I watched No Strings Attached
Bad language! Very bad! But other then that it was super funny =) I really enjoyed both Natile Portman and Ashton Kutcher (who is adorible) ! Honestly, this movie makes you want to bring every person you've had sex with a balloon !!! It's that cute !! It'll also make you question every first date you've ever been on, comparing it to the date Adam takes Emma on. Minus the ending of the date.
It was kinda prediable. Like right off the bat, Kaitlynn said, they're going to fall in love and they do but it's really cute how it happens and I recomment it to everyone to check it out to see how everything in it plays out.

The Truth About Forever

The Truth About Forever
Another great book by Sarah Dessen
I really love her books and this one was really great along with my other favourites by her which include, Just Listen and Dreamland
This is a really good novel. It's an easy read and I hope someone else will enjoy it too

High School Memories

So I bought this adorible picture book and I plan for it to be my "High School Memories" Album
I'm currently looking at pictures from back in Grade ten to fill it up =D

Dance Show 2011

Dance Show 2011
Trolleyed
Me, Meaghan, Meghan & Tess

Best year ever
I love you guys =)

Dane Cook

You know you're in the wrong relationship with someone when four months into it, just out of the blue, you just look at that person and think "I wish you would shallow a knife! I wish you would go for a glass of crystal light but by mistake they would drink a knife"
I love how some of you are looking at me and saying, "That's very unrealistic Dane, you could never drink a knife. It can't happen, Crystal Light is a clear container, Dane, you would see a knife inside which would make you stop and say, I shouldn't drink that, that's not a delicious beverage that's a knife. And even if you got to the point of pouring it, you would hear a knife like sound in the glass like cling cling cling cling cling which would make you stop and go, Oh my God, I almost drank a knife! I shouldn't drink that, I have to put that over here."

Our World

What is this world coming too?
Brittney Spears can only count to 3
Rebecca Black barely knows the days of the week
and Rihanna can't even remember her own name!

Room Update

So apparently

1. Mom wants to buy herself a new dresser before I get her's
2. We need to shampoo my room one more time before I can move back into my room
3. We are shampooing the whole basement before my mom buys a new dresser
4. My mom can't buy a new dresser until next week

So in conclusion
FUCK MY LIFE

Disney Fact

Disney fact: the original voices of Minnie and Mickey mouse got married.

Nicole

I remember when we were young and innocent and popcicles were merely a delicious treat.
                   - Nicole Carlson
<3

Room

I am really looking forward to the fact that I might actually get to finish re-doing my bedroom this weekend =)
Father just needs to wake up so he can help me with the damn dresser

Well this stinks

First day of being done school
1. Wake up and it's raining times a million
2. I have to work later today
3. I was waiting up all night, waiting for him to get off work to text me...and he didn't

Well I guess work is okay cause I really need to save my money for Vancouver and Disneyland

Last Day of School =)

After today, I am offically done High school !!!
So happy I can't even begin to describe how I'm feeling right now
Done learning the things I don't want to learn
(social, math, science)
I'm finally old enough to decide what I want to study
Old enough to make descions on my own
Whether that's going out for the night
Or taking off for a week with my best friend
Thank you school for being done and over with
But I will honestly say, there are some things I'm going to miss

Disney Surprises

I'm getting surprises ready for Kate for Disneyland
I hope I can keep them all to myself for a year
=D

Days

1 Day left of school
15 Days till I leave for Vacation with my Family
126 Days till We Day with Sam
And Appox. 359 Days till Disneyland with Kate
<3

Failure

So I was suppose to get my mom and dad's dresser moved to my room today so I could finish re-doing my room...but that didn't happen. This is what my productive evening looked like

• Finished watching Saw 7
• Made Jamie some ice cream
• Looked up prices for my trip to Disneyland next year
• Texted 8 people at one time
• Stole my phone back from my mom after she took it cause I was texting to much
• Made a Facebook group for my trip to Disneyland

So yeah... don't be jealous of me or anything

We Day

We Day is...

Created by Free The Children to celebrate the power of young people to create positive change, We Day is a day-long event that ignites a year-long program for change, called We Schools in Action. In cities across Canada, the event brings inspirational speeches and performances to young leaders. Students then bring that energy home to take action on local and international issues all year long. Free The Children's We Day is the celebration, the inspiration and the vehicle for young people to change the world.

Stuff I'm planning

October 13th 2011
We Day
Vancouver Canada
With Community of Caring

Summer 2012
Disneyland
With my best friend EVER
Kate <3

We Day

*A couple months ago*
Ms. Sieben: So we are thinking of taking people in Community of Caring to WE DAY in October. People in Community of Caring will be top priority.
Me: What if you're in Community of Caring now but you'll be graduated next year? *referring to myself*
Ms. Sieben: I'm sorry, I don't think we'll have enough room
Me: Ok =<

*This morning*
Ms. Sieben: Are you still interested in going to WE DAY?
Me: YES!!!
Ms. Sieben: I think you'll be able to come
Me: !!!!!!!!!!

This Generation

I'm sick of living in these times
People no longer seem to think that manners are important
I'm sorry that I do and I expect people to have manners when they ask me for something
Everyone is so selfish these days
No one cares that there are people all over the world suffering
All they care about is making sure they have enough booze or weed for their next party
People need to gorw up and realize there are more important things going on right outside their front door

Come Home

Dear Pepper Dog,
you've been gone long enough!
I need you back now!
Being home with you is so different then being home alone without you!
I hate that you aren't sitting at the door waiting for me to come home!
I hate that I'm all alone at night and that I had to throw out your bed yesterday!
Please just come home!
I've cried myself to sleep everynight since you left and I just want you to come home!

Just Shut Up

Dear ****

You have no idea what's going on in my life
We haven't talked in forever and ever because you treat me like shit when we were suppose to be friends
You have no right to judge the choices I make in life
I will like who I want to like and you don't get a say in that
Maybe if we were still talking then yes
But we aren't
So get out of my life and don't fucking tell me what's wrong when it's none of your bussiness

Thank you
Jodey

Saw

I finally own all 7 Saw movies

Someday, I'm going to have a party with everyone

And all we're going to do is watch all of them

Best Trap: Reverse Bear trap

I love this trap because I think you see it in every movie

Not always being used though

Irish Dance

Eleven years ago, I began Irish dancing
Saturday was my very last show I'll do
It's sad that I've been doing this for so long and now it's over
Thank you to the girls who were there with me my last year
and my awesome dance teacher
You'll be missed

Drunk Texting

So two things I've learned while I'm at a party
1. Do not drink when you've nothing but a chicken nugget all day. Even though you don't think having two coolers is a lot, when you've had NOTHING to eat, even one is too much
2. Do not tell people when you throw up. Even if you make it to the toliet, people will make fun of you for the rest of the night
3. When someone tells you that their name is Nick, don't call them Matt for the rest of the night
4. If a good sober friend offers to hold your phone, let her. Even if she goes about texting people, it's probably a lot better then what you'll go about texting people if you get it back
5. Going for walks with sober people helps
6. When going to grab another cooler from the fridge, make sure there is no one in the kitchen to slap your ass or hold their foot on the door so when you finally get the door open, you fall over and look even more drunk then you are

I'm a Graduate

Walking the stage today
=D
I finally am done high school
Good-bye

Not Fair

It's not fair that you were hurting so bad
It's not fair that you were taken from me and I didn't even get to say Good bye
It's not fair that I'm graduating so I should be over the moon but I'm not because I can't stop crying
It's not fair that I was out partying while you were taking your last breaths
It's not fair that we didn't get to keep the ashes
It's not fair that I had no voice in the descion to keep your ashes
It's not fair that my baby brother is hurting so bad over this
It's not fair because I love you and I wish I could have you back

Grade 12 Retreat

Not going to school today!
Grade 12 retreat
This has been probably the slackest week ever
Monday: No school
Tuesday: School and played baseball with some friends
Wednesday: School and 4 hour shift
Thursday: Grade 12 retreat