Lazy

This is my mother everyone
Two hours ago: "I wish you could drive so that you could take Tayler to get her wisdom teeth out so that I could sleep in"
An hour ago: "I wish you weren't going to the zoo tomorrow so that you could go help your father tomorrow so that I didn't have to on Tuesday"
Half an hour ago: "I wish you were smart so you could study with Jamie so I don't have too"

You are so lazy sometimes it's not even funny !!!