Ground Beef

So I think I have kinda a weird boyfriend
I texted Adam tonight when I was almost off work and I said he should come pick me up from work, but I was joking. He thought I was serious so he came to get me
I felt bad that he did cause I knew he was tired to I told him I would buy him something
Out of everything in the entire store to choose from
The thing he picks to get is a package of ground beef...
Yeah that's what I said