Friends?

We haven't talked in months but you 'like' all my Facebook statuses and you pretend you're so excited for me
But yet we haven't talked at all and ten bucks says as soon as I leave and I'm in Florida, you're going to be talking to me like crazy and acting like we're best friends just so you can say, my best friend is in Disney World.
Let me get this straight, I do not consider someone who does not talk to me at all a best friend or even close to any kind of friend of mine. Do not pretend you are happy and excited for me just cause you 'like' all if my Facebook stuff that has anything to do with me moving away
If you were actually excited for me, you would talk to me about it, but no. every time we have one conversation, all you can talk about is yourself and how you hate your job and all your favourite bands and what-not. Not once since I found out I was moving have you said congrats or anything to imply that you're proud of me.
Stop pretending you are happy for me. Liking all my Facebook pictures and whatnot does not does not make you happy for me